Legal.

Here is the short version of each document, in plain words. The full legal text sits on every page. The legal text is what counts.

Why a short version? Most legal pages are hard to read. We add a plain summary on top so you know what you agree to. The summary is not the contract — read the full text before you sign up.

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Everything in one place.

Six documents. Pick the one you need.

Privacy Policy

What we collect, why, and how to delete it. Short answer: as little as possible. You can pay with crypto and stay pseudonymous. Your data sits in the EU.

Cookie Policy

What runs in your browser, and what you can switch off. We keep it minimal. No ad trackers without your yes.

Cookie Policy

Terms of Service

What you get from us, and what we expect from you. Unmanaged means you run it. We keep the servers up. You keep your own stack in order.

Acceptable Use Policy

What you can and can't host with us. Short version: no abuse, nothing illegal. Break the rules and we shut the server down.

Acceptable Use

Disclaimer

Where our job ends and yours begins. We say upfront what this site does, and what we are not responsible for.

Disclaimer

Legal Notice

Who we are. Real company, real address, registered in the EU. Company number and VAT details live here.

Legal Notice